Lord, grant me the strength not to design this outfit for Sauron with a plunging neckline and no sleeves. Grant me the wisdom to see that a bikini bottom is not sufficient coverage for the Second Age.
Forgive me lord, I am not strong
Draw him disrobing for bed or something. Or in some kind of underwear. Or in some much-less-coversome informal loungewear, the sort of thing one might wear between bath and bed when one’s spending the night with a lover.
*imagines Sauron in the Second-Age equivalent of a pair of boxers and an open lightweight cotton bathrobe* *small squeaking noise*
If I had my way, the Akallabeth would be mostly about Sauron going to and from the bathhouse and getting rubbed with scented oils, just saying.
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