what the elves think i do all day: toil away on my throne while plotting their demise
what i actually do all day: shitpost on my phone and photoshop the silmarils onto random shit to send to feanor
Tag: i mean
There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made. And then the murders began.
Me: Guys, what’s that Noldor war cry again?
Me: Yolo n’ olé?
@forgemaiar: I think it’s ‘hold my beer’
Now if Sauron/Melkor had loved bunnies as much as you do, we both know what the dragons would have looked like…
See, this is hilarious for two reasons;
one is that Melkor already has a history with a certain royal lapine
and the other is that since I changed my icon on my main blog, all my sent asks that are in character as dark lords get posted next to this:
“Yes, Son of Fëanor! You are right to tremble before my might and rippling muscles! I am the embodiment of your fears and desires!”
MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive 