Tag: i understand

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Ossë, someone needs to explain to you that a “kiss of life” is not technically the same thing as a snog. Having oxygen forcibly delivered to your non-aquatic lungs via fishmouth isn’t necessarily everyone’s idea of a hot date.

That said

if I’m ever drowning I’ll let you practice on me