From now on, my nickname for Túrin will be Arda Man
as in
Arda Man did not plan to kill foster father’s advisor, “It just kind of happened”
Arda Man stabs boyfriend, says, “I thought he was an orc, it was dark, okay?”
Arda Man wanders through woods for no clear purpose and an indefinite period of time
Arda Man talks to sword, claims sword talks back
Arda Man looks on as girlfriend is kidnapped by orcs
Statement by Arda Man: “Morgoth made me do it.”
Arda Man sleeps with unknown girl discovered in the woods, learns they are siblings
Tag: iconic
Yo here’s TDF 5 featuring guest writer jokemaker extraordinaire sathinfection , aka Fëanor’s diary scribble on the kiddos








