Tag: i’M LAFF

Maedhros: *loses Caranthir in battle*
Maedhros: ANGROD, OUR COUSIN, is welcome here. He says Elu Thingol gives us leave to dwell in Hithlum and –
Caranthir: LET NOT THE SONS OF FINARFIN RUN HITHER AND THITHER WITH THEIR TALES TO THE DARK ELF IN HIS CAVES! WHO MADE THEM OUR SPOKESMEN TO DEAL WITH HIM?AND THOUGH THEY BE COME INDEED TO BELERIAND, LET THEM NOT SO SWIFTLY FORGET THAT THEIR FATHER IS A LORD OF THE NOLDOR, THOUGH THEIR MOTHER BE OF OTHER KIN!
Maedhros: There he is.
Angrod: *far in the distance* FUCK YOU TOO, TOMATO FACE