misbehavingmaiar:

misbehavingmaiar:

Celebrimbor: So, Annatar, what’s Valinor like these days? Changed much?

Annatar: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA It is……. too painful…. for me to recall. 

Celebrimbor: What’d you do during the war?

Annatar: Fought! The bad guys! 

Annatar: Under captain….. Blond…erson. Vanya McBlonderson. 

Celebrimbor: Sounds legit

Celebrimbor: Say something in Vanyarin! 

Annatar: Tragically, I was raised by bears

Celebrimbor: Aw. Well, do you have any Vanya friends you can name?

Annatar: Just bears.  

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