Tag: jk it’s perf

—Me, at every picture of Sauron, Celebrimbor, or Fëanor, crafting either RINGS or GEMSTONES on an ANVIL with a GIANT HAMMER raised high above their heads (via misbehavingmaiar)

Now I’m just imagining the poor Orc who has to paint Sauron’s portrait and he’s trying to explain that just maybe he needs a more dynamic shot with a raised hammer so Sauron will like his portrait (this century) and no one will have to be gutted in punishment and Sauron is just NOT HEARING IT because he knows what fucking jewelsmithing looks like

(via sathinfection)

Sath how dare u make this go viral i demand weregild