Be he cab or truck, be he owned or rental
Family sedan or bright sports car,
Driver or passenger or pedestrian,
Transport yet unfound upon Earth
Neither law, nor cop, nor traffic regulation,
Mileage nor signs, not price of gas itself
Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s car
“Fëanor and his following were in the van, but the greater host came behind under Fingolfin…”
– “Of the Flight of the Noldor” The Silmarillion, J.R.R Tolkien
im not even surprised that’s an oregon license plate.
wasn’t the dude who got high af and attacked a volkswagen thinking it was morgoth also from oregon? i rest my case
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