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dear lord Sauron i have two questions for you. 1. how long is your hair exactly? 2. have you ever worn heels because your legs are very very nice and muscley and what happens to your calves when you wear heels oh my?

1) As long as I wish it to be.

2) No.

And you thought I wasn’t counting but I was and this is three questions:

3) They would hurt, as my feet would hurt, because shoes on spikes were not meant for anyone of my size, weight, and occupation to wear comfortably.

Hi I’m Wesley, and welcome to Dark Lord Hell.

Among other things, this is an Ask Blog and roleplay blog!
I play as both Sauron and Melkor, because I’m an adult and this is my blog and I do what I want.
I’ve been running this mess since 2013, so there is a substantial backlog of headcanons and meta for those who are interested!

HOUSE RULES:

1) The first rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon
2) The second rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon
3) Fair means ‘hot’ not ‘white’.
4) My muse calls himself Sauron or Thû, NOT Mairon (except when he is working for Aulë).
5) Dwarves are not angry Scotsmen, they are badass Jewish engineers and Tolkien said so. COME. AT. ME.
6) Don’t assume I hate any characters in the Silmarillion because I do not hate any characters in the Silmarillion. Thank you.

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