so. -cough- my lord Sauron. uh. about that Very Scientific study of flexing leg muscles. which is purely for scientific reasons. misbehavingmaiar: Ah, you again. Pardon the delay, I’ve not had the time to indulge your oddly specific and somewhat revealing request. But I’d be remiss to deny such an avid student of anatomy! Science marches on: Will that do?
dear lord Sauron i have two questions for you. 1. how long is your hair exactly? 2. have you ever worn heels because your legs are very very nice and muscley and what happens to your calves when you wear heels oh my? 1) As long as I wish it to be. 2) No. And you thought I wasn’t counting but I was and this is three questions: 3) They would hurt, as my feet would hurt, because shoes on spikes were not meant for anyone of my size, weight, and occupation to wear comfortably.
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