Tag: Lin

i-gwarth:

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

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Tch! A magic, wish-granting swan? /Sure/. The legends out here are /ridiculous/. Ainur are actually crazy, you know. Not smart or clever or wondrous, no, they’re all fucking nuts. Afraid of some bird out here because it ‘makes wishes happen’. Sure. Of course. Then, mister majestic swan, I wish for Thû to be the happiest Ainu to ever live, and give him back his lover, and you know what? Let’s throw that damn ring into the mix too. Have at it, bird brain. -@lindethiel

masteroftheseas:

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Oh, how original, another feather-less creature talking at it and being rude. That’s all the featherless ones did! They mocked, they talked, they thought they could just make demands like it was nothing but a demand-granter!

It would show this one, thinking it couldn’t make anything happen. Oh, it would show this one, all right. With a honk and a sneeze and another honk, it coughed up something small and golden at the Elf. And as soon as she caught the projectile, she was gone.

Finally. Maybe now it could have some peace and quiet.

@lindethiel

Meanwhile, in Mordor: 

“….The real rings of power were the friends we made along the way…”

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