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TONE DEAF TO CRAFTING RELATED DOUBLE ENTENDRE

BABE LET ME LOVE YOU

Sauron, sliding his hands seductively over a hammer, eyes shining eagerly: The thickness of the head….the smoothness of the shaft…

Morgoth, draped over the forge: Ye-e-ssss?

Sauron: This new design is going to do wonders for my bursitis.

Morgoth, putting his pants back on: Listen, I think I’m gonna just like, go hang out in the Void for a bit.