For His Dark Majesty – Thoughts on lesser Umaiar running amok in the Throne Room? For Lord Thû – Thoughts on lesser Umaiar running amok in the Foundry/Forge?

“I think that sounds like business as usual. Isn’t that what throne rooms are for? What’s the point of being Lord of Arda if you can’t throw frenzied, orgiastic parties in your own living room on a daily basis? What is this, Taniquetil? Who do you think I am??”

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“Don’t.” 

Too Tame? Ah, then – during raucous, bed-thumping fu….uh, intimacy – who crawls off in the corner mumbling, ” Enough!” to pass out first?

The fine and wonderful thing about being Ainur is that the only limit is your imagination– and the architectural stability of your surroundings. We usually stop when one of the volcanoes goes off. 

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