As part of a brand-new cross-species results-focused public outreach initiative, the Mordor Housing Overlordiat is proud to unveil a buddy program wherein inviting an Uruk, Olog, Goblin or Warg friend to live with you in newly-signed-over territories of the Dark Lord – hallowed and grateful are we who live under His gaze – will incur a 20% decrease in your expected tithe offerings and will allow you the right to spare your firstborn from mandatory army conscription.
We look forward to the new community-building endeavors and strong interpersonal relationships this outreach is sure to generate. If you have a need of further assistance or questions, please inquire at your local thrallmaster for information regarding this and other opportunities.*
*This message is brought to you by the Lúgburz Marketing and Media Overlordiat. All praise upon the Dark Lord.
“Lúgburz does not recognize nor concede to the restrictions of the so-called ‘Third Amendment’ of the formerly United Statesian territories of His Dark Lordship’s realm. Further petitions will be returned with the heads of the messengers attached.” –Ministry of the Black Hand
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