‘What a nice day in Umbar. But why is a crowd gathering over there? Maybe I should investigate.’
‘This fountain is new. And what an interesting…sculpture….’
‘Wait… Isn’t that…?’
‘………….’
-pretends he didn’t just look at a sculpture depicting Osse and Sauron kissing nor that he might have stared at Osse’s sculpted rump a little too long-
‘No…nothing new to see here… Ah, what a beautiful day in Umbar.’
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