admirable-mairon:

misbehavingmaiar:

admirable-mairon
replied to your post “my lord Sauron have you ever ruined a shirt on accident by flexing i…”

“Brother you need an apron. How unprofessional”

*HARUMPH*

You’re quite right. Back to business. 

“Of course I’m right – I always am. Molten metal getting stuck in that hedge you call ‘chest’ might force you to shear after all, and we wouldn’t want that, now would we?”

…WHy, wouldn’t you know it, I just remembered that I don’t need to take advice from a wire-armed pipsqueak who’s never lifted anything larger than a jeweler’s hammer! 

Here brother, I found you an appropriately sized tool so we can work together. 

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