orca sauron – MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive

I’m delighted to tell you all the orca!Sauron is equally useless in the water as he is on land. The whole cetacean-centuar look is probably the least practical fana ever to grace the planet. Putting him in the water would be like watching a caterpillar trying to fly– like… where, exactly, is your center of gravity? Why is your waist where a proper whale would have its head? You are fucked, my friend.
Oh, and you would actually have to put him in the water, because on land he is limited to flopping around seal-style, except his back half is too heavy to move more than an inch at a time, even with the biceps of a demigod. In fact, the orca fana is good for exactly one thing, and that thing is sitting on rocks looking shiny while flexing one’s abs. This is why he usually sticks to wolves.

Seaworld Arda: Dark Lord Edition– RivkaZ 2015

Back by popular demand: Orca Sauron! Better sit in the front row so you get splashed, cuz you all are thirsty.

Posting again because tumblr shrunk it in the first post.

-peers at Sauron. clicks warily. glances around to see if anyone is nearby- Show me your fins.

Fins? What fins?

OH you must mean my flippers!
Very well– but this is the last time I indulge your little weakness, Ossë. Pleasant as it may be to ruffle your gills, next time I will require compensation for my performance… Admire while you can.

It’s not easy to maintain this fana, you know. Water is decidedly not my forte.

To the disrespectful fiend: How dare you? Picking one of my childrens form and twisting it until it fits you well enough to choose for your own? Leave the Orcas alone and stay out of my waters! Deeply offended, Uinen

“My dear Lady of the Waters!
I am flattered that you remember that old party trick of mine! I know it was a favorite of your husband’s…
Rest assured, I’ll not be venturing a swim any time in the near future; I will happily leave you to your soggy domain. You cannot, however, make demands as to how I shape or use my body. And while I am firmly beached on the glacial shores of my Master’s kingdom, I choose to take this form, in honor of your most cordial missive.