Now, Lin…. we’re friends. And I know what you’re thinking: “can I bludgeon someone to death with this”, and the answer is yes, but you shouldn’t because any microfractures in the stone finish would make it unsafe for internal use.
*ahem*
You know I wouldn’t want to give you anything that would backfire or cause you harm. But you did ask for a dubious gift, so here you have it!
I call it the “Richter” (because you can take the Maia out of geology but you can’t take the geology out of the Aulendur) and it is durable, washable, silent, and comes in a discreet, unmarked box.
It will, however, begin to vibrate at inopportune moments if you leave it unattended in a satchel or under a pillow for too long, particularly if there are guests present.
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