Embarrassing Tolkien Typos

silmapaintion:

cybergeisha:

doitsuki:

cybergeisha:

misbehavingmaiar:

Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays

Maehrdos– we just don’t know

Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME

Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’

Ole– the fiesta elf 

Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures 

Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines

Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”

Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”

Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface 

The Similarion – kind of like The Silmarillion, but not.

Feamir – The Noldor High King who created the Silmarils — you know, the one who’s Boromir’s brother

Mardos – Did i typo Maedhros or Mandos? No clue tbh. That one guy

The Watch-King of Angmar – That Nazgûl who’s never late for anything

Erlond – Elrond’s alternate universe self that’s a bad guy and wears a goatee a la Star Trek

Bangmar – nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

😉 i like it

Today’s, Thanks to Autocorrect:

Mangos: Lord of the Hall of Mangos 😐

Melon: The Chaos Vala-melon 😐

Aloe: The plant who taught jewel craft and smith work to the Noldor, and created dwarves. 😐

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tylerthrasherart:

As a caver, it’s been my secret little bucket list to go caving in all 50 states and today I can mark California off! To our surprise, we took a last minute detour to hike down into a valley and reach this water filled cave system! The water went well over 7 feet deep, and we had to strip and swim through the tunnel! By far one of the coldest experiences of my life and by far one of the most active and beautiful karst structures I’ve explored! Good job California, you’ve been nothing but wonderful surprises!
Photo cred: @mollyollyglutenfree
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