radioactive-earthshine
replied to your post “¦After long deliberation, I think I have decided that my Huan will be…”
wtf did you invade my mind? He’s been a borzoi in my mind for ages. Such a long snoot, perfect for neck grabbing.
Haha, nah I just invaded the wiki on “dogs bred for hunting wolves” XD
BUT THAT IS AWESOME and indeed good for clamping down on squirmy, shape-shifting dark lords. >:3
radioactive-earthshine
replied to your post “What is the worst thing in the existence?”
Excuse you?! *says as she drinks grapefruit flavored Italian soda* >:C
Listen, I speak for God and also Truth when I say this: Grapefruit is the devil’s bitter and unwieldy anus. It is the fruit of sorrow.
I once removed a sword that had become lodged in a balrog’s front and back teeth. They required carbonized steel fillings, which meant making molds of the damaged teeth, which necessitated my spending several hours half-in and half-out of a balrog’s open, bloody maw, covered in acidic saliva.
It was my first and last foray into dentistry.
Ah yes.
Your “less wise” self is ever so grateful and honored his little brother has come to use him as a parable for study.
Oh, we are simply overcome with joy.
Here, please accept this humble gift from your lesser, most unfortunate self. I hope it provides you and your wisdom with something you lack.
AAAWWWW:LKJ:LKFJ:l
*wheeze* thank you frend i am not worthy but thank you
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