i’m the slowest slow ever to slow but if you’re still interested in writing in that verse, lol, i am too — just sayin’ -winks-

;)))))  i mean same, but yes absolutely. I’m just mega bummed because of course right when I finally get back into RP is when the tumblr meltdown happens e__e putting anything on tumblr rn feels like rearranging deckchairs on the titanic, to quote a mcelroy. 

On the other hand, I don’t know where else to GO for fun, public rp? So might as well do it here. XD 

ok remember the verse where beru and sauron were in numenor at the same time, all i can picture now is her accidentally stumbling on him naked on a balcony like that and just like O.o over the hot hot thû arse before excusing herself quickly, half politely and half with an air of “i’ll be in my bunk”

:LDKFJ:DLSKFJ:DSKJ:  WELL I’M PICTURING IT NOW

i am begging you to someday update your SpOoOoOkIeSt fic bc it is so fucking good

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ㅂ⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ g-gosh ❤  thank you! I wish I could divert creative energy to fanciful Finrod AUs right now ;w; But I promise if the muse ever strikes me I will make time for it!

y’all are so sweet lsd;fkkj; >\<

admirable-mairon
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Melkor and Luthien? 😀 we’re all used to Melkor being a smooshy darling and we love him, but it would be REALLY neat to see how he would be written from the POV of someone who finds him sincerely terrifying… Or rather, acknowledges that “Yeah help He’s objectively terrifying but I’m Gonna kick his ass anyway”

THIS!!!!!! ◊____◊ IS A GOOD IDEA!!!!! I!!!! WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS IDEA!!!!!!

NEED TO GOT TO WANNA

thebyrchentwigges replied to your post “Having now written about Dogs, I am now consumed with a desire to…”

TEVILDO!

THIS IS ALSO AN EXCELLENT AND COMPELLING IDEAAAAAAA ◊O◊ GOTTA DO ‘EM ALLLLL

Have you heard any of Norwegian composer Martin Romberg’s Silmarillion-inspired work?

😀 I sure have! I have Eldarinwë Líri on tap in m’ iTunes, and a couple of other tracks composed by him ( I mean, I HAD to have the Aulë piano piece). Gorgeous stuff, A+ elfy mood-setting music. 

( I just realized the choir singing is Trio Medieval, who I’m a fan of) 

You know awesome LOTR things. If you don’t mind answering, where the heck do I start to digest all of this lore? I’ve only read The Hobbit and then LOTR in a feverish state (I remember the movies better than the books at this point). Is there a preferred reading timeline of sorts? And thank you in advanced. <3

Oh holy moly, I don’t know that anyone has a definitive answer to this question? I can give you my recommendation from personal experience though! 🙂

I will say that your best bet for understanding the pre-LOTR material is to start with the regular ol’ Silmarillion. 

If you get stuck on the impersonal tone of the Silm (if you remember the appendices in the back of LotR… it’s a little like that), you might have better luck moving to Children of Hurin, or the Lay of Leithian– they both have a more familiar story telling format; more like a novel and less like the King James Bible or Beowulf.  

If you LIKE the Silmarillion and the history intrigues you– say, you want more details, more in-depth characterizations, or are fascinated by a character who is only briefly mentioned, or want to know about all the characters who WEREN’T mentioned— then check out the rest of the volumes of H.O.M.E. (those are all the volumes like Morgoth’s Ring, Book of Lost Tales, Unfinished Tales, etc.). 

Take it at your own pace– don’t feel forced to read every word of every volume that Chris Tolkien’s published; us weird people online are outliers in the Tolkien fandom, and should not have been counted. XD

Also if you’re like me, you might feel better skipping through the Silm the first couple of times to get to the bits that interest you, and gradually go back and fill in the rest of the story when/if you feel like it. 

Try checking out the fandom side of things if you have trouble remembering the characters or events! Look at fanart, read some fic, check out people’s illustrated Finwëan Family Trees…  there’s all kinds of weird nerdy shit out there that can help clarify who is who and what’s what. Don’t feel bad if you have to open a cheatsheet to keep track of all similar-sounding elves, each of whom have at least three different names. 

Another suggestion I give to people who find themselves sliding off the impenetrable wall of lore that the Silm presents is to go download the audiobook! 😀 A favorite British actor of mine, Martin Shaw, reads it, and he has a lovely voice, great intonation for the character voices, and he reads very slowly and clearly in such a way that a lot of that very dense information becomes suddenly parsable.  (Also it is *cough* available *cough* for *cough* free *cough* if you know where to look.

Godspeed, and good luck! 

~Wes

“When every ‘decent’ person had emerald cosmetics jars and the like littering their palaces.” Ay, I got so jealous from reading that, my wallet started crying.

That is a delightful turn of phrase isn’t it?

cycas
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In that case, I’m wildly guessing at EITHER at least half whippet and most of the rest bullterrier, OR greyhound x JRT x bullterrier and taking after the JRT on size. Definitely some bullbreed from that round head, but I’m guessing not *that* much because head quite long. (I love the lurcher origins guessing game, it’s the best. 😀 )  .., ears look quite long? Maybe a teaspoon saluki or beagle?

I’d say that’s pretty spot on! The round head is pretty much the only bull characteristic she’s got, the rest is definitely all sighthound/terrier. She’s got extra skin around her neck like a bunchy scarf– i don’t know what breed that comes from; It’s like she was expecting about 50% more neck. XD  She also trees squirrels and points like a champ, which I guess are behaviors that come pre-installed?

I hadn’t heard the term lurcher before, that’ll make describing her much more succinct! 

…Look at this absolute goober ❤

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Sporty legs! 

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i-gwarth
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Who is this beautiful, exemplary girl?

Her name is Tesla and she is my parents’ very good mutt puppy! >w< She has sporty legs and can go very fast. She is extremely smart, and only sometimes steals socks to let you know she is bored.  

We are still taking bets as to her genetic percentages of whippet/jack russell/pit bull/giraffe/maligned Serbian-American electrical engineer. 

zlukaka
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will make cookie master post tomorrow, but for…”

After that Melian cookie I thought the Silmarils were the eyes and nose and his eyes were boobies, and his eyebrows and hair a clape. What have you done… XDDDD

POOR MILKER AND HIS TINY FRIED-EGG TIDDIES X’D he’s self conscious about them, that’s why he’s making that face

sometimes your art looks so very lickable but if i lick my screen i know my roommate is going to have questions. also i’m mildly jealous at your ability to draw facial features like noses and snark.

Friend you can always lick the art; no one should begrudge u a little lick now and then, a lick is small and harmless way to appreciate the arts, which come in all the tasty colors. Shhhh. It’s okay, no one’s looking, have a taste. Tell me what the flavor is, I have always yearned to know.

outerspacekake
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lISTEN. all i’m sayin is that there are 9 branches of the menorah and nine wraiths

outerspacekake:  khanike lomp. i am a goyim i srry

YOU ARE SUGGESTING I LIGHT EACH OF THEM ON FIRE

USING THE MIDDLE ONE

WHO GETS TO BE THE SHAMASH WRAITH

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