1.) this headcanon/interpretation SDLSDJYES (its subtly v disturbing somehow idk 8| ) 2.) i don’t think i’ve seen this drawing of your melkor before, he–is—IS HE OKK??? 8(((
This truly is the Mordor Approach to filing systems. I am in a state of horror. Do you employ thralls in a dungeon to do this? I just…. GIL-GALAD HELP.
God, how I wish I could show you my hard drive… Decades’ worth of sporadically saved files all put in carefully labeled folders and sub-folders by my manic hyperfocusing ass… I want to see your face as you look upon my hoard of nested folders, like a collection of fractal babushka dolls unfurling into infinity.
Millions of files. Thousands of folders. All slave to my mighty will. BOW BEFORE THE FILING SYSTEM OF MORDOR.
is it silverfisting? will I get the exclusive right to scream so loud the sound will cross timezones & oceans to haunt you in your sleep? if yes i’m in
wait crackpairing NM I’M IN GIMME
K, I FEAR YOUR WRATH. >A> K, YOUR WRATH, I FEAR IT.
If you headbutt me from so many timezones away, it will be 10x as powerful and I will be obliterated
-wonders how bad of an idea it is to taunt Fëanor about the fact he has a silmaril-
1/10, Don’t Recommend, unless you want to spend the next 900 years fighting off his relatives.
It’s fun at first, but he has such a big family. You have to commit to killing them ALL and who has that kind of time?
It was only 590 years! Are you getting senile, old man?
EXCUSE YOU, whippersnapper of Eru–
I HAD THE SILMARILS FOR LIKE 50 VALIAN YEARS BEFORE THE FIRST AGE.
One Valian year is equal to 9.6 Solar years!
That’s…… *counts on fingers, adding extra arms and hands as necessary*
….FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY YEARS EXTRA, on top of the first 590.
So HAH–it’s actually been *MORE* than a thousand years since I’ve been dealing with this belligerent pack of miscreant losers! That’s not even counting that one kid of theirs who got away!
And believe me, anyone would go grey from dealing with the Fëanorians for five minutes, so if I’m off by a few centuries, you can stick it up your arse.
I’m so curious as to how SoM:SoW is going to justify making Isildur a wraith; why and how would he be enslaved after death? And why, however it happens, would he not just tell Sauron things like “welp, this is the spot where I died, probably that’s where the Ring went”.
At this point in these games, does anything have any logical reasoning behind it?
yes! At least, I think so? XD They’re choosing from among the available Notable Dead Humans in the trilogy who might have sufficiently wraithy motivations to be enthralled by (usually vengeance). The in-game ‘headcanon’ they mentioned was that Isildur’s body was never found, and given his connection with the One Ring, his was a personal revenge case for Sauron. Presumably he was forcibly wraithified, they didn’t say HOW he was wraithified (by ring or by necromancy or blood sacrifice similar to Talion’s, or what have you).
XD My default position for SoM is one of EXTREME LENIENCE because damn if they aren’t doing the best they can with those insane copyright restrictions in place. I’m just curious if they’re going to close some of the obvious loopholes, or if they’re just going to tell us to roll with it because it’s a cool call-back.
2) You know that thing that happens sometimes, when you’re all set to sit down and write some good ol’ fashioned, wholesome werewolf dicking, and then 17 pages in you’re still like “okay but what plot elements… what are the necessary character motivations needed to get him to the werewolf dick?” …That’s where we’re at right now
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