Tag: scenes from Valinor

Melkor: It’s not fair! I deserve those Silmarils more than anyone! I should get them because I want them the most!

Tulkas: Yeah, exactly!

Melkor: Yeah! exact—what

Tulkas: That’s the best logic!

Tulkas: See this way

Tulkas: Your ass is mine

Tulkas: Because I want to kick it the most.

Melkor: ……*casually evaporates into an incorporeal, assless cloud*