ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ Snowflakes and ice and everything nice, that’s what pretty heralds are made of
“I especially liked the part where my enemies turned into ice sculptures and then exploded into bits. Do it again?”
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART
“The orc? Fraternizing with troops can be a liability, especially between ranks.
But if circumstances permitted… Well, I’ve heard he’s quite charming, and I won’t deny he’s been an effective strategist in the field.
His face reminds me of what my Master loved about his children; Orcish beauty lies in hardiness and asymmetry. It’s an acquired taste, but one I’ve grown fond of over time.”
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ I SUSPECT YOU OF ULTERIOR MOTIVES / THIS IN NO WAY CHANGES MY WILLINGNESS TO PARTICIPATE
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/…Is it an open-faced sandwich?
“If the filling expressed an interest, I’m up for anything.”
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / Pure Unadulterated Pain
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ OSSË NO
“Now, now. I wouldn’t write it off until I’d tried it properly.”
masteroftheseas: "A shame. The gulls say that your time together left quite the impression on the cliff.“
…*inhales and smoothes apron* Mahal give me patience.
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART/ Most majestic power couple, inseparable, pure
I’m happy to report that our relationship has been curtailed.
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