Best In Show

thelioninmybed:

I am being the change Dog Show AU that I want to see in the world. 

“Second place? Second place? This is Tol-in-Gaurhoth’s Father Of Werewolves! He’s been champion for three years running and that mangy thing-” the man’s angry gesture might have meant Huan, Lúthien or both of them “-isn’t fit to be his chewtoy.”

“I’m sorry, sir, but the judges’ decision isn’t open to debate,” said the attendant firmly. “If you keep shouting I’m going to have to have you escorted from the premises and sent quaking back to your master. There everlastingly your naked self shall endure the torment of his scorn, pierced by his eyes.”

Father Of Werewolves, a handsome blue roan with excellent confirmation and blazing yellow eyes, growled nervously and his owner silenced him with a glare and a vicious jerk of the leash. “This isn’t over,” he hissed to Lúthien. “I’ll see you at the Angband Kennel Club Show. I’m entering Tol-in-Gaurhoth’s Jaws Of Thirst and he’s twice the dog his sire is. He’s going to eat your mutt alive.”

Lúthien rolled her eyes and made a jerking off motion at the man’s retreating back. She didn’t care how shiny the prizes were, what kind of asshole got this worked up over a dog show? “Fuck him,” she said to Huan, who thumped his tail in agreement. “We’re going to Angband. That Best In Show trophy is ours.”

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