glaurungx
replied to your post “If the dragons are your children, are you the Father ofDragons?”“Father of Dragons”, the last I checked, referred to myself. Possibly for clarity, in the minds of confused mortals.
Oh yes! Because you were the first dragon they’d ever seen! And MY first, first out of the shell, a precious pretty golden scale-dumpling, a wee bitty egg-tooth still on your noseums. ❤
So tell me, “Father of Dragons”, when do I get my first clutch of grand-eggs, hmmmmm?
“As soon as a worthy ‘Mother of Dragons’ presents herself.”
*winks to camera*
Hear that, ladies? He’s ♬ ~ siiingggllleee ~ ♪ eligible bachelor, ahoy!
-momentary look of pure, undiluted, Platonic-ideal regret-
Just look at that throat-pouch! I’m surprised no one’s snapped you up already!
Oh, just listen to me, I’m being embarrassing again. You’ll settle down when you’re ready. *kisses Glau on the headfrill*
Besides, I can’t blame you for focusing on your career. Those elven fortresses aren’t going to burn themselves to the ground! Aaah, you make me so proud… *sniffle*
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