A fantasy? Alas, I am afraid that for Sunday-type activities, Dark Lords are not quite my cup of tea. Ah, but were there a Dark *Lady* with such a firm build and such clever hands, one might be tempted to a shameful daydream or two. Such a pity…

If you are speaking to me (that is, to Thû), then I deeply regret that just as my Master has always been and will be a being between genders, I have always been male. However, with a flexible fána come many possibilities, and I am happy to indulge. Certainly, Aulë made as many female maiar as male, and they are as suited to the forge as I; it would change little to my build, my ability to lift you over my head, or twist a bar of iron into a circle with my bare hands while conveniently shirtless. 

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