This one I found in my sheets, hope you will not mind, but I do not intend on returning him.
– A
Ha! Excellent, excellent… It looks as though he’s quite at home there. What a delightful surprise to find in the linens! I’m sure he will bring you good fortune.
“Brother I think you HEAVILY underestimate the many kinds of heels that exist on the market. There should most CERTAINLY be several kinds of heels that would fit someone as sturdy as you. These are quite plain, but I do believe they might be able to hold even your immense weight”
Comfortably, I said, and I will not suffer them to prove your point.
You could nail six inch iron shoes to a workhorse that would bear its weight, but only if you wished to cripple the beast. If the day comes when I want to walk on my toes until my legs cramp, I’ll leave the forge and go hunting with my wolves, not strap these hideous, poorly-conceived leather atrocities to my feet!
My arches hurt just looking at them.
Sex Bomb
– Do I have an excuse? No.
The thought of ‘What if Thû wore suspenders’ hit me a couple of weeks ago and I was like ‘Hmmm that might be nice’, and then the other week I heard “Sex bomb” with Tom Jones for like the first time in years, and BAM!! I simply couldn’t not draw this! It’s been itching in my fingers for so long XD So here he is ❤ Everybody’s beloved beefcake ❤
Look at this slick, hat-tipping motherfucker! DAMN
XD I’d hit the dance floor with that cat, wouldn’t have to ask me twice.
This delights me. I am delighted. ❤ You always surprise me with splendid gifts, it’s like you’re trying to corrupt me or something >w>
@admirable-mairon : #ITried. Happy valentines’ senpai! I’ve wanted to try this one out for SO LONG and despite all my searching *Seriously it’s difficult to find the exact pose I wanted* I had to do this without a reference XD I hope you like it still ❤
OOH! PORN! 😀 The gift that keeps on giving! ( ˘ ³˘)❤
@admirable-mairon submitted a ~very~ steamy fantasy utilizing ~all~ the parts of the Dark Lords, so I have spliced them together in this reblog. Because reading porn and drawing porn should be taken together. As god intended.
“How very rude of me! The Holiday of Lovers has passed, and here I haven’t offered the most precious creature on Arda a gift yet! A little creature whispered in my ear that you enjoy sweet things, my lord, and so I had a little thing made for you”
“How considerate! You’re almost as sweet as this cake. Don’t mind if I do…”
((and a very merry birthday to admirable-mun ! <3))
I find myself at a loss when it comes to bestowing a proper gift upon you. All riches are already yours, and any material thing you desire is readily provided. I am no craftsman to attempt a work in your honor, and I cannot even offer myself as you own me already.
What does one give to a spirit who already has everything?
If there is anything you desire, anything at all that I could retrieve for you or offer to you, as always you need only ask. I hope this season brings you victory and satisfaction.
-K
Khamul, Khamul, old friend. You owe me nothing for this season or any other– your abiding service is enough.
But as you mention it, I recall there is something…
I’ve heard tell of a clever device built by the Men of old Arnor; I suspect with help from interested scholars in Rivendell. It is a kind of map and celestial clock combined, called an astrarium.
There are many such astronomical engines of course (I recall there was a sizable planetarium in Umbar before its sack), but most of these are more decorative than practical– especially now that the world is globed, and the old maps of Varda’s heaven are obsolete.
The scale of such devices is often greatly skewed, given the vastness of the celestial sphere; but this one is just large enough to simulate the movement of the stars and planets with some precision. It takes up the space of a whole chamber, and is as complex and complete a model as can be made with the tools of men. I don’t doubt I could improve it if I had it in hand; nor do I doubt I could refine the accuracy of my own calculations with its help.
I suspect it lies somewhere in Elrond’s kingdom, which would make it exceedingly difficult to extract, and more so to transport, given its size and the delicacy of the instrument… But if you truly wish to please me, and find something useful to my purposes, that would be a wondrous gift indeed.
happ holidays. hypothetically speaking.
OOOOOH MYYYYYYY GOOODDD I AM SCREAAMINGNGNGNGGNGN BABBBEEEEE *A* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HS:FH E”S SO SQUISHY AND FLUFFY AND CURLY I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART
The hottest ship of them all; so hot it causes both parties’ lattice structures to melt as a whole into a liquid mixture. I love this ship because of its perfect balance of molecular elements. Those non-eutectic ships just don’t have the same chemistry!
“….hello? Can I come out again? I was just joking…” -nervous laughter-
Ji stays in the box.
Khamul is Wraith Of The Month for 9,409,304,473.5 months running.
I wanted to show ye my Melkor, tho I mentally blanked when finding an outfit for yours. I thinks he’s almost always nekkid. XD
He IS almost always naked because he is a horrible child
LOOK AT THESE CUUUUTTIIEEESSSS AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! 8′D They’re going to be good friends, I can tell. XD WesleyMelkor already looks indecently interested in yours.
I love his cloudy hairs and Optional Spooky Face! *w* ❤
I like your style a lot and I always want to try out new things. It was pretty hard, but it was a lot of fun!
;____; I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! THE BOOFY CURLS! THE EARS! THE LITTLE SHARK TEETHS <333333333
//So awhile back you had posted for the museartexchange and I know I sent you the ask*but your busy I know and tumblr could have eaten it so -shrugs- any way)
REGARDLESS
Here have irritated Professor Sauron
*gentle gasp* GLASSES SAURON! The most disapproving Sauron of all XD THANK YOU BB ❤
To: My Dearest Cousin From: Your Favorite Fish
– You are always so generous with your creative talents, so it only seemed appropriate to equally dedicate myself to creating this portrait of you.
Nothing I could have done would have prepared me for this