Tag: *sweating intensifies*

doegred-main:

misbehavingmaiar:

misbehavingmaiar:

 I ……… *blinks* 

Well, this took a turn. 

WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWO ARE DOING I FORBID YOU FROM DOING IT

-looks at him icily and bites elegantly the sleeve of the glove to make it fit better.-
Ok. 
You are next.
THAURON! Take another condom. 

Sauron: *takes another condo–*

Melkor: YOU. PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT THIS SECOND YOUNG MAN.
Melkor: mAEDHROS, I WILL FLY TO AMAN AND BREAK YOUR FATHER OUT OF MANDOS MYSELF -JUST- SO HE CAN SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO WITH HIS LIFE’S WORK, SO HELP ME

Sauron: ….*puts prophylactic back slowly*