I heard that Thangorodrim is Melkor’s way of compensating for small genitals!

misbehavingmaiar:

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Why should I need to compensate for their smallness? How ridiculous would they look if they dangled and flopped about like a pair of rabbit ears? 

Pray tell, WHICH creature praises labia so long and cumbersome? ….Or were you referring to one of my other sexes? 

*REBLOGS THE POST THAT LOST ME SIX FOLLOWERS*

// WOAH JEEPERS I just passed 700 WHEN HOW WHY oh gosh hello hi I’m Wesley 

thank you for following meeeee i lovee youuuu ;A;  Sorry I’ve not been as actively lately, I’m working on many things all at once and also nursing a sick bae and binge-watching Gravity Falls

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