Tag: terrifying

lauren-draws-things:

crocordile:

second age Numenorians totally had tavern brawls about this 

Someone would be singing a random Elwing-Earendil song and then she became a swan and are you drunk???? It was a Seagull, but pfft a queen into a seagull yeah right  but EXCUSE YOU IT WAS A PELICAN 

“SWAN”

“SEAGULL”

“ALBATROSS”

*kicks down door* THERE IS BUT ONE WORTHY SEABIRD, AND THOU KNOWEST IT

///( REAL TALK THO: Team Albatross all the way. Look at that eyeliner! )

*wab wab kiss kiss*