turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your post “In other news, elves discovering they have a thing for body hair is my…”
It’s the beards. Always the beards.

Don’t I know it.
turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your post “In other news, elves discovering they have a thing for body hair is my…”
It’s the beards. Always the beards.

Don’t I know it.

Don’t be an idiot, greycloak. I’m trying to spoil his day, ruin something he enjoys, shit on his dreams– the usual.
If he’d been captured as intended I would have skinned him alive in front of his father what do you think I would have done? Tsch.
turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your photoset “DORKLORDS: THE RECAP: THE BLOG– RivkaZ 2016 :U wab wab”
Please gaze directly into the lizard I am die
Glaurung is basically a smug, scaly neuralyzer from MiB
turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your photoset “*SOB* The monument was so majestic I love it. ;w; Goddamnit Talion,…”
#‘Sir there’s a ranger up there licking your statue’. stop calling me out on my playstyle wesley don’t shame my licky tendencies.
Join me in Filthy Statue Lickers Anonymous u filthy statue licker
turambar-masterofdoom: *clutches eyes, screeches*
“Just think of the view your father is getting!”
@turambar-masterofdoom : I’m going to kill something with this just to spite you. Probably you.

Or, more attainably, a minnow?
You’re welcome to try me, of course. I don’t believe we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting in open combat.
Not glutted on misery already, Dragonhelm? Dost thou also require a rope to hang thyself with?
Here: a gift that cannot possibly harm thee! Try not to murder thy friends with it, if thou art able.

turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your photo “@imindhowwelayinjune i drew u some elf baby lemur weasel cats :U and…”
… I want to hang them upside down like baby sloths. That’s not the appropriate reaction, is it?
no that is literally perfect OwO like baby bats, with their swivel ears
Send “Confess” and my muse will confess their true feelings for yours
“There is nothing in my life you have not tainted, nothing in my soul you have not twisted. Your madness lies at the heart of mine. I did not understand the depths of hate until I understood this, and understood you. And, yours, my hateful, twisted soul will endure until the world’s end – and it will be waiting for you.”

I take some solace knowing that my fated end will come at the hands of someone who truly understands; who has experienced the same hatred I feel towards the One.
You were only meant to be a tool of discipline, but I seem to have reforged you in the image of myself; just as I was made, and used, and learned to hate who made me.
It has a wonderful sort of symmetry, don’t you think?
By the time I see you again, I imagine we’ll both be tired of this wretched charade, and we may meet each other as comrades in oblivion.
turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your post “Can we braid Sauron’s chest hair? Is there even enough of that…”
*adds this to the list of potential means of everlasting vengeance*
dO NOT

Ah, Turin. Charming as always.
What can I possibly give to thee that will ease the burden of thy fate?
I have the perfect thing: this little cup, carved from the ivory horn of a ancient beast. Pretty, isn’t it? It has many fine qualities; any water drunk from it will be pure and clear, no matter where it was filled; the horn rejects any poison or foulness that contaminates it. Most impressive of all, all who drink from it are filled with a light heart, a sense of comfort that restores wisdom to a clouded head, and peace to a troubled heart. It can be shared betwixt friends for a merry evening, or to ease the cares of a long journey, or bring the light of laughter to sad eyes.
There is no fault with this cup– no secret thorn amidst its petals. My own magic touched it not, for it was a gift from a Maia of Vana.
Yet it is terribly, terribly fragile. If any part of it should break, even the most slender carved stem, then the magic will be lost, and the cup will crack and be useless even for drinking.
It is yours. Do try to be careful. Catch!
turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your post “Melkor and Turin. I mean, Melkor is kinda obsessed with him and…”
… I hate you so much.
*blows kisses*
turambar-masterofdoom
replied to your post “OKAY TRUTH TIME’S OVER FOLKS! Now, I’m not mad…”
Nope! You’re not tricking me with that one again! Gimme that lizard, I’ll stamp it to death before I start on you!
LOOK DEEP INTO THE REPTILE, TURIN
DON’T RESIST
THE POWER OF THE BLEP COMPELS YOU


He dared repeat a watery version of my own history back to me, as if he knew it better than myself.
I had never spoken at length with any Second Born who could look me in the eye– imagine my surprise when the words spilling out of him reeked of my brethren’s lies. I hadn’t realized how deeply their foul myths had dug their roots into the realms of men. I hadn’t realized how desperately that garden wanted weeding. An example had to be set.
…And more than that, I could not abide to have a mortal man, a doomed, miserable race whose species had been dealt the worst hand of all my Father’s creatures– sing his praises before me, as if he truly believed every injustice shat upon him by the Theme was a gift from our Creator.
I hated him, hated his every word. And more so did I hate the reality I had to show him. Nothing and no one came to his aid. Whatever my savagery, remember it was the gods he trusted who failed to intervene on his behalf. No Valar armies waded over the sea to save his rotting hide as he watched you perform your farce of a life.
I would not suffer such a wretched fool to have hope in the face of death; not when I, who death touches not, fear its darkness so terribly.

You. I know you to be tireless hunter, fearless in the face of death. Your gruesome claws have found themselves in the hearts of foe AND friend… do you not wish to be free of regret? Is not your utmost desire to escape your past?
Wear these around your wrist, close to your heart’s blood, and they will free you from guilt, from pain, from conscience. All the world is your enemy; fear no consequence of your vengeance.