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Silmarillion/Gravity Falls crossover

The Billmarillion

…Angband is just like glitching, inverted capitol building with a giant neon sign above it showing an eyeball that screams “ARDA IS AN ILLUSION VALINOR IS A CONSPIRACY BUY MITHRIL B͇͂͘̕͜ͅŨ͙̱̤̋͝Ý͈̹̺̇̄ ̯̫͓̆̀̄M͚̦̣͂̒́I̭̥̰̋̈́̚T̨̜̯̆͋͝Ḫ̪̎̽̂ͅR̞͚̯̎̏̌Į̣̲́̏̈́L̢̛͕̫̀͝” over a loudspeaker while flashing subliminal arcane messages and the occasional burst of disembodied hysterical laughter. 

There’s a slot machine outside that dispenses elf-parts. 

To the disrespectful fiend: How dare you? Picking one of my childrens form and twisting it until it fits you well enough to choose for your own? Leave the Orcas alone and stay out of my waters! Deeply offended, Uinen

“My dear Lady of the Waters! 
I am flattered that you remember that old party trick of mine! I know it was a favorite of your husband’s… 
Rest assured, I’ll not be venturing a swim any time in the near future; I will happily leave you to your soggy domain. You cannot, however, make demands as to how I shape or use my body. And while I am firmly beached on the glacial shores of my Master’s kingdom, I choose to take this form, in honor of your most cordial missive.  

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