I ……… *blinks*
Well, this took a turn.
-looks at him pointedly, lips pursed before rising one eyebrow slightly. Grabs lube and one surgical glove. Puts glove on- Pass me the Silmaril and bend over. //un-safe safe… whatever this is?//
Tag: UNEXPECTED.
Tell me the truth: out of all races of Arda, which one dressed the best? Which one was the tackiest?
Melkor: OH that is simple! The Eldar are the very worst dressers! Especially the Noldor. Encrusted in gemstones with no coordination or contrast–! Disgusting! Hmmm, but the elves on the continent are a close second. BORING! And then there are the Vanyar– equally ostentatious and twice as stifled! …I suppose the best dressed would be my acolytes in the Temple of Freedom. It’s a shame I never had a chance to tell them so!
Sauron: ……………………………….Ainur.
Melkor: For which category, beloved?
Sauron: Both.
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