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WOAH THERE GIVER OF FREEDOM, YOUR HIGH PRIEST IS TOO HOT
hot damn
make a dragon wanna retire man

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WOAH THERE GIVER OF FREEDOM, YOUR HIGH PRIEST IS TOO HOT
hot damn
make a dragon wanna retire man
doegred-main
replied to your post “Shall I tell you a truly awful headcanon I have? I’ve been saving it…”
-Designs Himring to become a self-operating death-trap if it should ever fall AND, as a last thing, to dump bucketloads of acid on all the marble floors as a last act-
Now that’s just a waste of good reusable resources! What do you have against recycling?! Don’t you like nature??
Sauron laughs.
“Beautiful creature, how unkind you are! Would I might dive after you and share the world of lithe freedom you tease me with. Had I but the form and leave to enter… Ah! An idea.”And with that, he splashes the water blithely and leaves the pier.
Oh, no.

Tumblr text posts + the Silmarillion
just kick me out of the fandom already