mairon, mel, have y’all ever made weird animals just to annoy elves (or… yknow, just because). like… brush turkeys that make giant pile-nests just to fuck with elves and their ~*gardening*~ or like, setting beavers loose in lorien? kangaroos? pangolins? kiwi? aye-ayes? do y’all and osse have (informal!) competitions for weirdest/most horrifying species?

sisterofsilence:

misbehavingmaiar:

0operson:

evenyourentrails:

misbehavingmaiar:

I like the way your mind works, stranger. 

In fact, I made an entire continent full of bizarre, deadly, poisonous, invasive, destructive, loud and/or annoying animals specifically to distress the Children of Eru… I called “Australia”, and it was some of my best work. 

AHA! So you admit to being responsible for brush turkeys and kangaroos!

So wait, wait, are wargs a kind of gIANT THYLACINE???

…Yesssss. Yes. This is the best species suggestion for wargs I’ve heard yet. Just look at them. 

Wargs are now canine like marsupials. They just are. 

:’D I HAVE ACTUALLY HAD THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES ON MY BLOG FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY THEY NEED TO BE WARGS

THESE GUYS, AND MANED HYENAS ❤ ❤ ❤

You mean, like andrewsarchii?

YAAAASS THOSE GUYS MEGAFAUNA FOR LYFEEEEE

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