“If Huan isn’t going to finish you. I’d be happy to have a nibble, Sauron.”

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….There is not a single way I can interpret that sentence that isn’t profoundly troubling

Ah? What’s fishpacolypse? ‘3’

A long and spectacular series of events that occurred on this blog circa 2015, based on a vow @masteroftheseas made to @theshipwright not to interact with any Dark Lords for an extended period of time, in an effort to cut down on the fishy’s bad influences. 

Thû took this as a challenge and spent the whole month plying Ossë with gifts and pearls and epic poetry and paeans to the sea and sad instrumental ballads and a Certain Silver Hair Clasp. Eventually in a final attempt to make confronting him unavoidable, Sauron and @ji-indur took a boat into the middle of nowhere and he plopped himself into the ocean with a new-and-improved-buoyant version of his orca!form, throwing himself on the mercy of the Oarni and went on a magical, non-talking tour of the ocean under armed escort, and everything was going splendidly except that he gave Ossë an unwarranted peck or two on the forehead and gills, and was promptly ejected from the sea via waterspout and into a cliff.
He then tattled about the entire wooing process to Cirdan in a letter, citing the aforementioned hair clasp (which he’d signed) as proof of Ossë’s betrayal of the intent, if not the word, of his promise to not interact with any Dark Lords. 

Then he built a Giant Bronze Monument To The Time He Snogged Ossë in the port of Umbar, because he could. 

Most all of the saga can be found in the tag Gone Fishing and in the Fishpocalypse2015/16 tags.

“Dear Servant of the Royal Thief, have you perchance any more tasty scraps of metal for me?”

*sighs deeply*  Very well… if I can buy your good behavior with dainties, I suppose I can spare some chrysoprase. Not metal, but plenty toothsome.  

If you’re wise, you’ll keep a few stones for elf-bait. They’re mad for the stuff.

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 Are you sure your one of Ulmo’s and not some spawn of Ungoliant? You have similar tastes, and her bottomless appetite.   

✧ – For Arradir, Lord of ‘Gimme gimme gimme’

*eyes Arradir suspiciously*  …Anything precious I give you is liable to disappear down that shameless gullet of yours. 

Knowing that in advance: 

Would you care for some rough spessartite? It’s not cursed, though I dare say eating too many of them will give you indigestion.

Hopefully that will keep you out of my forge for a while.

What’s ye fav hair type to draw? :0

😀 aw man, curly hair for sure! (given that I draw it on like, 90% of characters…)

I love drawing hair in general though. Every kind of hair has its own set of challenges and weights and shapes that are really satisfying to figure out. 🙂

I’m probably the worst at drawing long, straight hair. XD I don’t know why. I guess I overthink it. I JUST WANNA PUT CURLS IN XU

weaverofmisery:

misbehavingmaiar:

Sometime in the night, longing crept under his skin, and a state of distraction hounds him throughout his day.

He catches himself leaning closer to people as they speak, falling half in love with the expressions of strangers. A need for touch burns like an itch in the back of his thoughts; inconvenient and frustrating. He envies the errant brush of a hand across another’s throat, the silk hem of a constricting frock. 

Seeking the relief of solitude, away from the storm of exchanged glances and wind-caught scents, he is driven to his chambers; but the yearning haunts him still, and he finds himself pacing like a lion in a cage, half hoping, half dreading that someone will intrude upon his suffering. 

The servant keeps his head low and never looks anyone in the eyes, he doesn’t believe anyone would recognize him anyway. The Maia has seen the master’s pet watch meaningless souls with longing. 

Arradir knows very well the ease of manipulating those seeking to fulfill a need. It’s now that he’s chosen to follow, he’s spent to much time dawdling without a chance to move forward. The lieutenant should have access to plans, plans which he was interested in. 


He gives a solid knock at the door of Sauron’s chamber and stands back.  

What?” The lieutenant barked irritably through the closed door. He had just resigned himself to dealing with this frustration alone, this fascination with flesh that had haunted him throughout the day, and now someone disturbed him?

He could not bear to face even a courier in this state; whoever it was would only come bearing new responsibilities or temptations, both of which he dreaded while his body and soul were so… suggestible.

The presence on the far side of the door felt permeable, liquid, unfamiliar. A Maia, he wagered, but one he had never met. This made him curious enough to add “…I am in a foul mood for introductions, but if we are Cousins, I will hear you out.” 

Ialon is having fantasies about dat tongue. Sweating heavier than Tyelpe watching Annatar in the forge.

I’m flattered! 

And it’s good for so much more than just scooping up cakes!

It’s especially suited to thorough, dexterous, constrictive, one might even say invasive, consumption of phallic icecreams popsicles

And I can lick my elbow, which is neat. 

{ Why must your Melkor be so adorable, horribly adorable!? My priorities are being confused! :p }

NONSENSE! I am FIERCE AND TERRIBLE! 

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I was wondering if you perchance role play with original characters, I’ve looked through your guidelines and I’m also not sure if you’re accepting any.

I do! I’m selective about the characters I play with but I’m willing to give most people a shot. 🙂 Some of my favorite threads of all time are with OCs. 

The trouble here lies mostly in that I haven’t had the time/capacity/spoons to RP much lately! ;w;  I owe many replies. I am filled with shame. 

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