“YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED”- fingon’s siblings upon finding twenty floral tunics and a kidnapped human bard in his closet

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On the one hand, the floral tunics were in June’s addition to the fic but on the other you have correctly divined that it was me that told her to add that detail, so I shall take it as a compliment to both of us. Anyway, here’s silm guys as mbmbam quotes:

Celegorm: “What’s up everybody, I think DOGS should VOTE”

Tuor: “SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!”

Earendil: “I am going to stave off Quetzalcoatl with two glowsticks on the top of a fucking mountain just blasting Skrillex.”

Beren: “A good guy will buy you flowers; the right guy will eat them for you.” 

Luthien: “Furries can do infinite crime!”

Fingolfin: “Anger 1 is like a quiet, reserved anger; anger 2 is like an explosion of biting.”

Turin: “The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.”

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