Tag: WOW THO

andie: man i wish there was an elf raised by humans in the silm
andie: it must be a trip
lion: goddddddddddddddddd
lion: fucked up that there isn’t
lion: wait wait, are we going with ‘takes 50 years to hit puberty’ thing or ‘not considered an adult until 50’ in the ‘human brains don’t stop developing until 25’ sense
andie: i usually go for 50=~16, 100=~25
lion: ok good call, also hilarious
lion: just, increasingly exhausted humans getting on, ‘why is this baby still…..a baby’
andie: HAHAHAHAHA
lion: imagine like, the terrible twos but it lasts ten years
andie: i think i once said ‘so an elf baby is like calvin from calvin and hobbes for as long as calvin and hobbes was running’
lion: god
lion: yesssss
andie: because there’s also the precociousness in very young childhood thing
lion: fuck
lion: Calvin is like. Young Finrod.
andie: OMFG
lion: just. Forever
andie: he never stops
lion: Right! the philosophical stuff is SO elfbaby
andie: sdoisfosdjfsosdu
andie: he also had a schrodingers-real/imaginary friend!
andie: (it was jesus)
lion: noooooooooooo