You have your armies bring the Were-worms all the way from the Last Desert, only to have them make a 10-second appearance…why? Why did you not have them eat the opposing armies? That victory would have been yours in a couple of minutes.
I DON’T KNOW, mAHTAN, MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ONLY EAT ROCKS???
BUT WHY DOES ANYTHING HAPPEN THE WAY IT DOES? WHY DID MY COMMANDERS HAVE SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY, TACTICS, AND NUMBERS, ONLY TO BE DEFEATED BY CHILDREN WITH ROCKS??
WHY WERE THERE TROLLS AND PRE-URUK-HAI ORCS OUT IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT? WHY DID WE BOTHER BREEDING COMPLETELY USELESS GIANT BATS? WHY WERE WE CLAD IN ARMOR THAT COULD BE CUT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE?
OBVIOUSLY I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY ARMY OR ANY IDEA WHAT I AM DOING.
*flips every table in Barad-Dur, crosses arms, and sits in a corner*
….WHY DID THE DWARVES GIVE AWAY THE ONLY COAT OF MITHRIL IN EREBOR TO A HOBBIT, AND NOT ANY OF THE ROYAL FAMILY?
I understand that Aulendur xmahtan has a question for me, regarding the recent events in Dol Goldur?
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