Tag: YOU TRY IT

Dentist: Ooh, whatcha readin’?

Me, both sides of my face flush with novocain:  Buurembb nnb Oofiem

Dentist: Nice, nice, is that like, part of Lord of the Rings?

Me: Isfh parh’ uhv guh Suhlgh…. Sulgh-ah-bbbhimbbiomb

Dentist: …?

Me, laughing uncontrollably: GUH SUHLM-AHBBHIMBB-BBEEOOMBBBghk