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not even gonna remotely pretend like this isn’t my jam
MST3k 301 – Cave Dwellers
Joel and the crew deal. It is the ancient past or perhaps the medieval era or maybe 17th century Bulgaria or 19th century Japan. Ator is a legendary swordsman / body builder / scholar / scientist / healer / warrior whose trademarks include a well-developed fat-free physique, little pants, a resplendent mane of freshly-shampooed locks complete with adorable Samurai top-knot, leather accessories, a pointy little visor and the ability to fight – poorly – with two swords at once.
Oh hey guys I found this really cool live action adaptation of the Silmarillion you should check it out I think this guy could give Peter Jackson a run for his money please discuss
“The Unquiet Grave” —Helium Vola
Cold blows the wind to my true-love,
and gently drops the rain.
I never had but one sweetheart, and in greenwood she lies slain
and in greenwood she lies slain.
I’ll do as much for my sweet heart
as any young man may.
I’ll sit and mourn all on her grave
for twelve month and a day.
When the twelve month and a day was passed,
the ghost began to speak:
“Why sitest here all on my grave, and will not let me sleep?”
There’s one thing that I want, sweetheart,
there’s one thing that I crave;
and that is a kiss from your lily-white lips,
then I’ll go from your grave.
“My breast is cold as the clay,
my breath smells earthly strong;
and if you kiss my cold-clay lips,
your days they won’t be long.”
“Go fetch me water from the desert
and blood from out of a stone.
Go fetch me milk from a fair maid’s breast
that a young man never has known.”
Oh down on yonder grove, sweetheart,
where you and I would walk,
the first flower that e’er I saw
was withered to a stalk.
The stalk is withered and dry, sweetheart,
and the flower will never return—
Not since I lost my own sweetheart;
What can I do but mourn?
When shall we meet again, sweetheart,
when shall we meet again?
“When the oaken leaves that fall from the trees,
grow green, and spring up again.”
Happy Halloween, everyone!