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{……………and whyyyy does Sauron need armor? Do I need to hide some Hobbitses? 😛 }

Oh dear… I feel like… someone needs to explain the facts of life to Poppy??? ;w;  sweet pea darling he’s a dark lord, sugar bunches honey pie, he usually wears armor, and yes probably most hobbits need to be hidden from him very quickly this is how it normally works it’s only in the last 1/8th of his career that this no longer applies my petite cinnamon bun come to me and put your innocent head in my lap and hold this kitten

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Yes! Take the risk. And then Sauron putting on the armor. Am I the only one who imagines him naked underneath the armor?

I can say with 100% certainty that you are not.

(I can hear him trying to interject something about “chafing” and “practical concerns” but he’s a grown maia who can take a few blisters for the sake of a good pin up.) 

misbehavingmaiar:

almare:

misbehavingmaiar:

beleggs:

almare:

beleggs:

Instead of rejecting guys by awkwardly telling them I’m not interested,
I’m going to start telling them they can date me only if they bring me a Silmaril from Morgoth’s throne.

In Quenya?

Á colë nin Silmarillë Moringoþo mahalmallo. Bear to me a Silmaril from Morgoth’s throne.(Or Moringotto for those who don’t keep þ.)

Thank you so much

I’m gettin’ reaaaal tired of finding these schmucks on my doorstep, trying to get my Silmarils off me to impress their dates. Dungeons are overflowing as it is, and the werewolves are starting to look a little rotund. 

How about you tell them to, I don’t know, climb to the top of Taniquetil and steal Manwë’s knickers or something?

Á retë Taniquetildenna ar á mapa Manweva unduhampë.

Thank.

mapsburgh:

Reading the Book of Lost Tales, I came across this fascinating map — the earliest sketch Tolkien made of the lands where his stories were to be set. At this point he had created the earliest versions of what would later become the Ainulindale and Quenta Silmarillion. At this stage of development, there was no Second or Third Age, as the fall of Beleriand was to lead directly to the fading of the Elves and the dominion of Men. Tolkien had also not inserted the rearrangement of the world’s geography after the fall of the two lamps.

The only labels on this sketch were for Utumna (later Utumno) and for the locations of the two lamps, called at this time Ringil and Helkar (the latter being shown in two options). In BoLT, Christopher Tolkien added several letters identifying place names he inferred from the text: Valmar (a), Two Trees (b), domain of Mandos ©, Kôr (later Tirion) (d), the pass through the Pelori through which Melkor and Ungoliant attacked the Trees (e), the Iron Mountains (originally a single range incorporating what would become the Ered Wethrin as well) (f), Hisilome (later Hithlum) (g), Eruman/Arvalin (later Avathar) (h), the Mountains of Valinor (j), and Magic Isles (k).

This map is obviously a sketch, found in another place by Christopher and not intended to be an integral part of the text. The text of the Book of Lost Tales gives a great deal of geographical description (especially of Aman), so a map would not have been strictly necessary. 

One of the most interesting features to me of this early conception of Middle-earth’s geography is the asymmetry of Aman. Rather than a single smooth curve from north to south, the coastline bulges outward in the south to create the region of Eruman (which served as a sort of Purgatory for the souls of Men in this version), and inward in the north as a great bay. A symmetrical Aman certainly seems more god-like. But the asymmetrical version makes an interesting parallel with the coast of the Outler Lands (later Middle-earth proper), with its northwestern bulge of Hisilome/Beleriand. In this version we can easily imagine Belegaer being created by simply splitting the land apart, leaving mirror-image coastlines similar to Africa and South America. (And of course Belegaer is geographically parallel to the Atlantic Ocean, though the latter was created and widened by plate tectonics rather than divine magic.) I have no idea whether this interpretation was intended by Tolkien, but it is an interesting twist in the early geography of Middle-earth.

mapsburgh:

One of the best-known extended maps of Middle-earth is the above one, which was drawn by Allan Curless for A Tolkien Bestiary, published in 1979. The map is a gorgeous piece of art, but also hideously inaccurate. It mashes together elements from disparate time periods (e.g. putting the two lamps, the two trees, Beleriand, and Numenor all together). Beleriand is placed to the north of the lands where Lord of the Rings took place, in a weird attempt to include it in the map while leaving the familiar coast of Eriador intact. And all of the land appears to be in the northern hemisphere.

My kingdom for a map of Aman that makes any goddamn sense 

The consequences of making Middle-earth round

mapsburgh:

According to The Silmarillion, Middle-earth was originally located on a flat earth. But in the late Second Age, when Numenor was sunk and Valinor was removed from the earth, the world was made round. Here’s how Karen Wynn Fonstad illustrated the changes in her Atlas of Middle-earth:

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In his…

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The consequences of making Middle-earth round

lebornaciar:

lebornaciar:

gods for the modern age: lucifer

though you have been cast down, you are king in your own right; hold your head high, be regal, and glow from within. in the darkness of the night, you must sparkle, for you were born for temptation. and when your heart is breaking for the love in your breast and you cannot bear to go on, remember there is no light in this world—morningstar, mourning star, it is you who must be the one to shine.

beruthielthequeen:

misbehavingmaiar:

beruthielthequeen:

One more Adûnaic curse, just for Wes:

Amâr-bizî n’Mulkhêr! (Melkor’s left tit!)

This is extremely important 

(Next stop: “Manwë’s Breezy Taint” and “Fiery Balls of Sauron”) 

(….don’t look at me, blame Nerdanel).

((I’ll leave Manwë to you, man. Buuuut…

Zôrôn zimrat n’Zigûr!

——————-

(Lit.: flame-y dual-jewels of Sauron!)

It was just too good not to post this! Lookit all the pretty Zs! Wouldn’t cursing with all those Zs be very satisfying?

And Zôrôn? (Zôr + adjective-forming suffix) It basically means Fiery, but sounds like Sauron!

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