Tag: finally found it

misbehavingmaiar:

almare:

misbehavingmaiar:

beleggs:

almare:

beleggs:

Instead of rejecting guys by awkwardly telling them I’m not interested,
I’m going to start telling them they can date me only if they bring me a Silmaril from Morgoth’s throne.

In Quenya?

Á colë nin Silmarillë Moringoþo mahalmallo. Bear to me a Silmaril from Morgoth’s throne.(Or Moringotto for those who don’t keep þ.)

Thank you so much

I’m gettin’ reaaaal tired of finding these schmucks on my doorstep, trying to get my Silmarils off me to impress their dates. Dungeons are overflowing as it is, and the werewolves are starting to look a little rotund. 

How about you tell them to, I don’t know, climb to the top of Taniquetil and steal Manwë’s knickers or something?

Á retë Taniquetildenna ar á mapa Manweva unduhampë.

Thank.