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WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE RUSSIAN MUSICAL I NEED TO KNOW

OH MY GOD. FRIEND. FRIEND. 8D GET READY.

sithisit replied to your post:
Russian stage musical? Where? :O

OH MY GOD

allthisandtea replied to your post:
Seconding the request for the name of the musical!

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veningisgrey replied to your post:
i feel the need to find this musical at once
curufinwefeanaro replied to your post:
|| why did you mention the musical, that thing should be forgotten

OH IT’S TOO LATE NOW. I FOUND LINKS.

….IS YOUR BODY READY FOR….. “MELKOR” a.k.a. THE BLACK BOOK OF ARDA: THE ROCK OPERA aka SHOULDER PADS AND COLLARS: THE MUSICAL 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PihbfvW2VlM 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYuafVL6yI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J68Si3Faq6M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrC_gJ-CkUY

…..it’s…. it’s kinda catchy actually.

hold on wasn’t it phobs who started this whole sauron-and-melkor ship?

A) no, that ship has been around for as long as the book has. (i’m serious, there’s even a russian stage musical about their relationship. it’s… magical you should look it up XD)
B) never once did I ever claim to have started the ship. we’re talking about the ship name on tumblr, i.e. the term “Angbang” 

omg are you the person who came up with the ship name angbang? I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOREVER SO I COULD THANK YOU

SLKFJ;lSKJF;lsekf;lkasjd;flkasjdf;kJ:DFlkdj;lkj *FLUSTERED*

I think the actual chronology of the name goes something like:  
Angbandstyle makes a joke about “Angband” sounding like… something else –> me internalizing their excellent first class humor –> me taking vote in fandom to name the preexisting ship and coining “angbang” as an option –> the ship is christened, the bottle breaks upon the bow, and sails into the sunset. 

SO IN A ROUNDABOUT AND CONVOLUTED WAY, KINDA, yeah. Yeah. Let that be my crowning accomplishment in life. ∠(  ✧︿✧)ᕗ

I want to see Angbang and orcs tbh

TELL ME MORE, FRIEND

I mean, I’m generally in favor of orcs and smuttiness no matter the scenario, even if my personal headcanons would make it somewhat unfeasible (not impossible! just unlikely) since Melkor views them as his children and Sauron tends to think of them as expendable foot soldiers. BUT ME, I LOVE A GOOD ORC-GY. 

Hi! I don’t know if someone asked this before but.. in which book does Tolkien say that Sauron’s former maiar name was Mairon? Because I’ve already incorporated it into my vocabulary but I haven’t found it anywhere for sure (not even in a middle earth dictionary)

lucifers-cuvette:

askmiddlearth:

It’s actually not in any of the book. The name “Mairon was only mentioned once, and in probably the most obscure location (which is why you didn’t find it, and I never would have without some google-fu) – a note on one of the essays published in the journal Parma Eldalamberon:

But this was altered after he was suborned by Melkor. But he continued to call himself Mairon the Admirable, or Tar-mairon ‘King Excellent’, until after Númenor’s downfall.

The specific reference is as follows:

J.R.R. Tolkien, “Words, Phrases and Passages in Various Tongues in The Lord of the Rings”, in Parma Eldalamberon 17 (edited by Christopher Gilson), p. 183.

THAT IS A VERY GOOD REFERENCE BUT CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE SHEER, MAJESTIC CHUTZPAH OF THE NAME “KING EXCELLENT” 

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