Month: December 2015

masteroftheseas:

misbehavingmaiar:

#fishpocalypse2015#what seduction failed#so we’re back to trying to anger him into talking?#cheap.#you must be desperate.#look at that it’s almost the 23rd.#hm.#and I mean technically we’re safe at the end of the 24th I imagine?#wow time flies.

Interesting. It’s almost as if you think I haven’t already won.

#quit talking to yourself you nerd

What was that, Cousin? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your whaling fishbaby tantrum. Is something the matter?  Did I leave you with blue gills?

How does the mun feel about crossovers?

I feel… like it probably depends on the crossover? XD 

I haven’t -yet- made a real genre-hopping crossover before, like in the sense of “CRYSTAL GEM AINUR” or “MADMAX AU” or whatever, because, while I realize it’s super fun to try and find appropriate roles for certain characters in new environments, I kinda do enough of that already! Just in the regular Tolkien-verse, and its various extrapolations…
 Modern Incarnation AUs are probably the closest I’ve gotten to a crossover (Melkor as an East German Punk Singer and Rad Queer activist coming to San Francisco in the 80′s while Sauron is an ex-military, big-business steel tycoon and stealth leather-community kingpin… that’s my favorite XD). 

I’m not averse to crossovers? If you hit me with the right one that seemed like it had a lot of potential for exploring characters in a way that isn’t feasible in their original setting, I might be game? 🙂 

UNLESS YOU JUST MEAN “CHARACTER FROM SERIES X COMES OVER AND PLAYS IN SERIES Y”, in which case, go for it! XD 

masteroftheseas:

Ossë seethes silently, forcing himself not to respond.

#fishpocalypse2015#what seduction failed#so we’re back to trying to anger him into talking?#cheap.#you must be desperate.#look at that it’s almost the 23rd.#hm.#and I mean technically we’re safe at the end of the 24th I imagine?#wow time flies.

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Interesting. It’s almost as if you think I haven’t already won.

The Hobbit crept inside, laying a tiny wrapped parcel on the worktable befor ducking into a corner to wait for it to be discovered.

poppybrownlock:

misbehavingmaiar:

*eyes package warily, unsure whether to be curious about a surprise present or deeply concerned that there’s BEEN A HOBBIT IN THE FORGE WITHOUT HIM KNOWING IT* 

Poppy frowned; She was certain her gift would be opened at once. This wariness had her quite puzzled. She managed to wait only a moment before coming from her hiding spot, hands planted firmly on her hips.

“Open it, for pity’s sake!” She demanded. “It is not as if I brought something harmful to give you! Or, if you are that concerned, I shall open it for you.”

@misbehavingmaiar

*SHRILL SCREAMING*

…Oh! …Poppy! ….It’s … it’s you. *clutches heart* 

IT’s interesting that as much as you seem annoyed with penises you are claiming credit for one of the few bird species that actually has a penis. Certainly they have the longest ones. Did you just not quite grasp how bird mating worked and added it in there or what? Or are you trying to blame that part on Manwe?

masteroftheseas:

You misunderstand my agitation. It is not that penises annoy me – they serve a function and they serve their purposes. Procreation is a very important aspect of living creatures, after all.

What annoys me is how many of the Children become absolutely fixated. You do not get this excited about other, much more intricate organs. I do not see people obsessing over their hearts or brains like they do about their genitalia. Fine, it is pleasurable and you are all simple creatures. Very well. But must you fixate so singularly?

I made my sea fowl to fulfill their purposes and spread across the whole of creation. 

My Cousin makes an excellent point. Clearly, we would all be better off for fixating on fins and gills and the stroking thereof. 

The Hobbit crept inside, laying a tiny wrapped parcel on the worktable befor ducking into a corner to wait for it to be discovered.

*eyes package warily, unsure whether to be curious about a surprise present or deeply concerned that there’s BEEN A HOBBIT IN THE FORGE WITHOUT HIM KNOWING IT* 

SooooooOOOooooOOOOOoooo, re ‘Step One: Have gills.’ Do book-lungs count? I’m asking for an eight-legged friend…. n3o

Well, I’m not sure that would go very far in terms of making Ossë jealous which is my main goal sshhh top secret, but if you’re asking “would I kiss a cute friendly giant goddess spider” the answer is “yes, all day long” 

…what a person gotta do to get a snog like the one osse got, huh? sommuvus can be way more grateful

Well, if you want one EXACTLY like Ossë got, there is a loose protocol to follow, the steps of which I will helpfully list here:

Step One: Have gills.

Step Two: Introduce yourself

Step Three: Ask nicely. 

Step Four: *MANDATORY*  Make sure Ossë is watching. 

~ A panel of Falathrim watch the uproar then hold up signs scoring Osse. 9.2 – 9.5 – 9.6 – 10.0 (Cirdan) – 15.0 (Gil-Galad who is apparently using an entirely different scoring system and has graded it based on getting to see Sauron tossed like a skipping stone and then nearly skewered. Highlight of his life.) ~

masteroftheseas:

LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED YOU GIL-GALAD 

gonedolin:

It didn’t occur to me until a relevant gift was given to me last night by my sister, but imagine a mint. Like, a coin mint.

…. in didn’t remember where I was going with this but I think general idea was oh hey Maeglin’s skill in metallurgy could mean he could work at a mint to devise the precise compound for coinage. Or is actually pressing the coins himself. Idk. I’ve got a reckless and irresponsible imagination.

8D !!!!!

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