Tag: damn son

IT’s interesting that as much as you seem annoyed with penises you are claiming credit for one of the few bird species that actually has a penis. Certainly they have the longest ones. Did you just not quite grasp how bird mating worked and added it in there or what? Or are you trying to blame that part on Manwe?

masteroftheseas:

You misunderstand my agitation. It is not that penises annoy me – they serve a function and they serve their purposes. Procreation is a very important aspect of living creatures, after all.

What annoys me is how many of the Children become absolutely fixated. You do not get this excited about other, much more intricate organs. I do not see people obsessing over their hearts or brains like they do about their genitalia. Fine, it is pleasurable and you are all simple creatures. Very well. But must you fixate so singularly?

I made my sea fowl to fulfill their purposes and spread across the whole of creation. 

My Cousin makes an excellent point. Clearly, we would all be better off for fixating on fins and gills and the stroking thereof. 

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