Wildfire, 2015.
M: Carmel Uwase @ Flag Models
Month: December 2015
Tharn: *holding it in his hands* I made this

What a delightful creature! Is he a cockatrice bred with a dragon? How clever you are! May I hold him?
My phone has been taught to accept Celebrimbor and Kittybrimbor although it seems to think they are interchangable
DOn’t tell iT oThERWISE
|| on the other hand I actually trained my tablet to accept Sauron, Melkor, Angband, etc as words
I always feel absurdly proud when machines remember that I’m a huge ass nerd
from someone who has been following this blog since i was much too small to be doing so, i bless this blog and deem it Cool Beans
Please engrave this epithet on my tomb
|| On the other side, my phone autocorrects “fear” to “Feanor” and “fine” to “Finwe”. It has learned well.
I need to send my computer to the same obedience training you sent your phone to
Sauron and Eonwe
Today marks the first day when a computer tried to autocorrect “Melkor” to “Milker” for me and I feel blessed
Do we want to talk about Miami Nelly Lord of Hiring?
He’ll hire the eternal flame out of you..WHAT IS WRONG WITH COMPUTERS I AM PEEING
My mobile prefers Curfew, lord of Himself.
Okay but that’s canon
“Ji! Get me a boat.”
Carefully, Sauron lowered his hands, making no swift gestures that could be viewed as a threat. He undid the sash at his waist, letting it and the daggers sink glittering into the darkness. Then he reached to his throat, where a small driftwood carving of a wolf hung.
“I have known enchantment for the sea
for coasts of citrine, emerald, lazuli,
in the countless bounty millions reap,
and in terror of the deep.” The dark lord repeated the rhyme he’d crafted, setting to a slow melody in his orotund voice. “Ošošai, will you swim with me? Will you teach me how?” His eyes were pleading, though black as volcanic glass. “It has been so long since I had the companionship of my own kind. The Eruhini… they do not see or love as we do. We are not like them.”The spears of the Oarni bristled as he haltingly swam forward, away from his tether. He was already less clumsy in the water, though tentative; his form was sleek and balanced, made for power and speed in equal measure. He held his webbed hands spread.
“Let me accompany you for an hour, traipsing the whale-roads together– In silence if you choose! This would be your gift to me… I would ask nothing else of you for all time. Ošošai, Terror: I beg your leave to swim with you.”
Ossë clicked twice as the daggers sunk and one of the summoned Oarni, black and gold in color, curled in on herself to dive after the falling treasures. It would not do to grow lax – every movement of his cousin might have hidden meaning. Those daggers would be studied and tossed ashore somewhere out of harm’s way.
That necklace! Ossë finally showed a reaction, eyes focused on that carving as Sauron’s fingers brushed it and his song stretched through the cacophony of the angry sea. It was a jarring clash, and yet it did not upset him as much as he felt it should. Again he spoke words that felt drawn from his own mind and Ossë’s fingers tightened on his horn anxiously.
His guards all bristled and drew in at the approach, ready to defend a lord that didn’t need defending. As though waking from a spell, he swiveled and turned his back to his audience, forcing distance between them. Ossë swam slowly, long tail swaying serpentine through the dark waters as he paced deeper into the blackness of his home. The Song enveloped him once more. As much as he heard not to trust Sauron’s honeyed words and gallant gestures, it was difficult to listen to those worried warnings when his cousin was actually with him. Despite their opposing natures, they had always managed to get along privately…
The patterns of bioluminescence swirled and dotted the depths when he turned to face his cousin once more, eyes bright spots connecting the lines dancing over his fana. A series of short, sharp clicks pierced the currents and another of his Oarni darted away to cut the rope and drag the baubles away for inspection. Two more – one whose fana was inspired by the vampire squid, with huge eyes that glinted back the light reflected from it and its lower half all webbed limbs that coiled and curled and blossomed as he moved; the other inspired by the Sargassum Angler with a body of white lined with intricate gold patterns and speckled with dots like stars that twinkled and glowed – flanked the outsider with weapons pointedly held.
“You will accompany him,” Ossë spoke for the benefit of his cousin, “as he tests his fana and explores the wildlife we protect. He will have his hour. If he takes any action deemed threatening, you are authorized to use force. My gaze will be on him as well,” he warned, looking at Sauron directly before he swiveled and slid smoothly past to approach the Kraken. With no visible effort, he swelled the seas to push the ship back the way it had come.
“Thank you, Cousin.” Sauron bowed as best he could while floating. “You make me a happy maia this day–”
Oarni shot past him in a flurry of grim-faced precision, and he watched as they cut away his line of support and stripped him of defenses. This did not surprise him, and though the lack of his anchor rope gave him pause, it was not until he saw Ossë push the wraith’s ship groaning backwards across the water (just a flick of his wrist, a tilt of his pearl-laden head, and the mass of the sea did his bidding!) that he felt his stomach shrivel.
Ji would not know what had occurred beneath the waves, and his last means of escape was gone– gone!
He swallowed dry and shook his head, long curls drifting in eddies around his shoulders. This was no time to panic. His first and best line of defense had always been his words, and he was not, after all, entirely helpless. There was peace for the moment. He did not plan to disturb it– he was aware how fragile it was.
“Thank you.” He said again, sincerely, meeting Ossë’s eyes. “You are generous, and I, humbled. I will make the most of my hour, if I can but learn to move…” He smiled with a hopeful crook of his lips, and kicked his finned legs in excitement, surging forwards too boldly and making his guards flare in warning. “Easy, my friends. I am only experimenting… You make this look effortless and I am not hardly so nimble yet!”
In demonstration he swam a small circle around the guarded waters, testing the balance of his new muscles, completing the circuit by turning a backwards swoop with a pointed grin. “Happily, I am a swift learner.”
The high-contrast planes of his skin gleamed as he swam and twisted, facing every point of the compass is seemed with increasing pleasure, his maia’s eyes piercing far into the ocean realm.
“Ossë, Ossë! I hardly know where to begin! What are these square-headed creatures called, with wings and tails that seem to eat only water as they fly? What are those, riding the shark’s back? I saw a huge spotted monster with a gaping maw that no fish seemed to fear– why? I have too many questions, I cannot choose what to examine first!” He beamed. “Come with me?”
I do not know if you went and poked around for more Christopher Tin, but his first album was about the day/night cycle and Kia Hora, the final song, reminds me very strongly of Orcs and like, joyful Mordor.
*3* I will be checking this out immediately because that. is. my. jam.
