Let’s talk about things my muses are afraid of: Sauron Edition

1. Cirdan:  what does he want? he doesn’t want anything I have. I can’t control him. Hard to manipulate. I have done my best Nice Elf impression and he was not impressed. Nothing I say or do makes him believe me, how am I supposed to work like this?
Further complaints:  He lives on a boat where I can’t get him. Ossë likes him. Ossë’s a big deal. Water is wet. Drowning sucks. Cirdan = water. This is awful I will kill all of his friends maybe that will help. Oh no. Now he’s just mad. Calm, and mad. That’s terrifying. What intimidates this guy? Is it nothing? I think it’s nothing. I hate this, send me a different elf please. 

2. Drowning/Large Bodies of Water/see above point. Fire and water is a no go. All my shit rusts in water. None of my abilities or maia talents are effective in this medium. Wtf water, why are you like this.

3. The Void: Baby Jail. 

4. The Valar: look, okay, I get it. You’re big, you’re powerful, you could wipe me from the face of the earth if you ever got off your couch in paradise to get the remote. I had to go toe-to-toe with Aulë once. He told me to go to my room, it was the worst day. So I’m going to dedicate my existence to pissing you off, but not so much that you come for me. How about that. 

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Royal Palace at Armenelos Model– RivkaZ 2016

Someone please pat me on the back and vindicate the incredible amount of sleep I’ve lost because of this stupid thing. X__X

Most of the parts that actually look good were cannibalized from models in the 3D warehouse. This is just for my own drawing reference, I’m not uploading it anywhere as a finished product. 

Also please enjoy the entire cast of the Akallabeth played by Stan Lee and Stan Lee’s Clones. 

You know that giant crowd scene I’ve been drawing? It is a wee tiny corner of this floor plan.  I have out-done myself in wasting huge amounts of time and pixels

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Commission: Ji-Indur Timeline– RivkaZ 2016

Figure 1: A young scamp from Umbar, showing early signs of delinquency.
Figure 2: The newly made pirate captain, setting his sights on fame and fortune.
Figure 3: Having acquired fame, fortune, and unfortunately, a ring of power, the now-infamous Ji-Indur serves the Dark Lord in Mordor and is bent to His will.
Figure 4: Post War of the Ring, our pirate enjoys his extended un-life in retirement, and says never mind to all that wraith rubbish

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