Do the Noldor have their own Kamasutra? Did Rumil work on it? Did Fëanor?
The Noldor are so fond of words that I suppose they do have names for sexual positions.
What are these names?
I need to know.
Curufin: *reads some of his father’s old papers about some secret lores*
Curufin: *turns pale*
Curufin: Father… What is that?
Fëanor: This, son, explains how one can keep their spouse satisfied.
Fëanor: There also is a few advices for those who intent to bring forth strong children.
Fëanor: Your mother approved.
Curufin: I…. think I need to throw up.
A few years later, during Curufin’s wedding night.
Curufin, very seriously: Alright, darling, I read everything my father wrote on the matter. There should not be any problem, and if I follow the instructions, you should enjoy it a lot. Let’s do it.
Curufin: *looks at naked wife*
Curufin: *is aroused*
Curufin: *looks at his erection*
Curufin: Wow.
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